- God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
- Religion is for people afraid of going to hell, spirituality is for people who have already been there.
- Assist airport security: FLY NAKED!
- If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner, no one will fit.
- I love my country, but I think we should start seeing other people.
- Humans aren't the only species on Earth, we just act like it.
- Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ.
- What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
- Who would Jesus bomb?
- Join the Army. Travel to exotic, distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
- Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.
- I think, therefore I am dangerous.
More shall be posted later. There are also great ones that require visuals. Seriously. Go. NOW, BITCHES!
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