With the Rev adopting new titles left and right, I thought I'd mention the title I want, though some of you are familiar. Once upon a blue moon, Mandyfish had a website that would let you be ordained in any church you wanted (for a small fee, of course). I want to be The High Priestess of the Rainbowlific Church of the Flaming Plains. "And doesn't that sound like fun?" he said in his best Brini Maxwell voice.
"I am the lizard queen!" squealed Lisa Simpson (after drinking some of the water from a boat ride at DuffLand).
"Achilles, heel." - Captain Phoebus to his horse in Disney's "Hunchback of Notre Dame" (Also from Big Gay Jim after seeing Troy and claiming full ownership of Brad Pitt)
"He's a controlling bitch, and not in that fun way like you." - BGJ to Kristen (aka the Gucci Hoochie)
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. 1500 years ago everybody KNEW the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago everybody KNEW the Earth was flat. 15 minutes ago you KNEW people were alone on this planet. Imagine what we'll KNOW tomorrow." - Tommy Lee Jones as K, from Men in Black
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing." - Karl Rove, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor
And let's all remember the Bush campaign motto: "Who would Jesus bomb?"